No Balance – Unathletic (Skater Edition) Sticker - Adults Skate Too LLC
No Balance – Unathletic (Skater Edition) Sticker - Adults Skate Too LLC
No Balance – Unathletic (Skater Edition) Sticker - Adults Skate Too LLC
No Balance – Unathletic (Skater Edition) Sticker - Adults Skate Too LLC
No Balance – Unathletic (Skater Edition) Sticker - Adults Skate Too LLC
No Balance – Unathletic (Skater Edition) Sticker - Adults Skate Too LLC

No Balance Skater Edition Sticker

$5.99
$5.99
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5.0
Rated 5.0 out of 5 stars
14 Reviews

Soft AF Fabric

Skater-Tested Fit

AST-Exclusive Design

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❗ Due to high order volume, please allow for a few days additional processing time.

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The irony? It’s intentional.
This sticker is for the skaters who are constantly falling, flailing, and somehow still showing up with ✨delusional confidence✨. Featuring dry, minimal text in a neutral palette, it’s giving “yes I skate, no I don’t have core strength.”

⚠️ Bold Helvetica-style sarcasm
💦 Waterproof vinyl, perfect for chaotic hydration bottles
📏 Approx. 3" wide
🧊 For the skater who lands on vibes, not edges

Love this shirt, great quality

I love this shirt. Even after years of washing it still looks amazing! I love that even though I’m an adult now I can still rep my sport 💜 - Jamie D.

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Our products are fulfilled through a combination of in-house shipping and select partner warehouses, depending on the item.

  • Processing time: 1–3 business days
  • Production time: 1–3 business days after processing (for made-to-order items)
  • Shipping time: Varies based on destination and carrier
  • Peak periods & holidays: Processing and production may take longer due to increased volume.

If a significant delay occurs, we’ll notify you via email or phone as soon as possible.

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Small batches. Big feelings.

Cold rink tested. Brunch approved.

Built for flails, fails, and personal bests

5.0
Rated 5.0 out of 5 stars
Based on 14 reviews
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14 reviews
  • TC
    Turner C.
    Verified Buyer
    I recommend this product
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    So cute and fun

    Good size. Could fit on a phone case or water bottle. Smooth finish, no texture. Has a white background so will standout on a black colored item. Mine has been on my water bottle for almost two weeks with no peeling/loosening. Would definitely buy again

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    Adults Skate Too
    1 month ago

    We're so happy you love the Knife Shoes Cat vinyl stickers! It sounds like it's the perfect size for all your favorite items and we're thrilled it's holding up so well on your water bottle. Thanks for sharing your experience - it really helps other customers know what to expect! 💙

  • CN
    Courtney N.
    Verified Buyer
    I recommend this product
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    Love this Sticker

    I love this sticker- it's going on my water bottle. I am the Happiest Okayest Skater.

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    Adults Skate Too
    1 month ago

    Courtney, we absolutely love your enthusiasm! The "Happiest Okayest Skater" - that's perfect and totally captures the spirit of this sticker! We're so happy it found the perfect home on your water bottle. Thanks for the amazing 5-star review and for being such a wonderful part of our skating community! 💙⛸️

  • CN
    Courtney N.
    Verified Buyer
    I recommend this product
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    Sparkly Stickers for Sparkly Skaters

    Love these! They're going into goodie bags for the 2025 Adult National competitors in our club. They, much like these stickers, are gonna shine!

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    Adults Skate Too
    1 month ago

    Thanks so much for the amazing 5-star review, Courtney! We're absolutely thrilled that you chose the Blades Glitter Stickers for your 2025 Adult National competitors' goodie bags - what a perfect way to celebrate those sparkly skaters! They're going to love these stickers and we know they'll shine both on and off the ice. Thanks for being such a wonderful part of our skating community! 💙⛸️

  • CS
    Chloe S.
    Verified Buyer
    I recommend this product
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    World’s Okayest Skater

    Omg I love this sticker and it is proudly displayed on my work computer!

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  • C
    Chloe
    I recommend this product
    Rated 5 out of 5 stars
    5 Stars

    Great advertisement! Love the saying!

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Important: Partner-brand items (labeled “Ships from Partner Brand”) do not count toward the free shipping minimum and may include separate shipping fees.

Rink Side Totes

Why is the Rink Side Tote Bag perfect for adult skaters?

The Rink Side Tote Bag is designed specifically with adult skaters in mind. It’s compact yet spacious enough to hold all your skating essentials, from gloves and water bottles to skate guards and snacks. Its stylish and minimalistic design ensures you look great while staying organized.

What materials is the tote made from?

Our Rink Side Tote is crafted from high-quality polyurethane leather, which is vegan-friendly and durable. The material ensures longevity while maintaining a sleek and modern appearance.

Does the bag fit on rink boards?

Yes, the tote is designed to fit perfectly on the side of the rink boards, making it convenient for rink-side access to your essentials.

How many pockets and zippers does the tote have?

The Rink Side Tote features multiple pockets and zippers to keep your items secure and organized. It’s designed for functionality, offering designated spaces for smaller items like keys, phones, and skating accessories.

What are the dimensions of the tote bag?

The tote measures 10 inches long, 7 inches tall, and 6 inches wide, providing ample space for your essentials without being too bulky.

How do I clean the tote?

The Rink Side Tote is easy to maintain. Simply wipe it down with a damp cloth and mild detergent for spot cleaning. Avoid machine washing to preserve the material and design.

Is the Rink Side Tote Bag vegan-friendly?

Yes, the tote is made from polyurethane leather, a high-quality, vegan-friendly material that’s both stylish and sustainable.